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Not tonight honey, I have a modem
It's not all about you, its about your entourage
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done
Build your future on high ground
When you're stressed, float awhile
Remember that Noah's Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals
Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life
Life is just a phase you're going through... you'll get over it.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

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